More like what is a Pirate Ninja Robot. Pirate Ninja Robots are so advanced, so complex, so incredibly dangerous, that no human has seen one and lived to tell about it. This is why I must broadcast from Space. Coincidentally, Pirate Ninja Robots love technology, film, music, art, and other earthly subjects. In order for you to feel more comfortable with the concept of Pirate Ninja Robots, I have painstakingly assembled the most accurate rendering of a Pirate Ninja Robot to date:
Okay, I am not actually a combination of a Pirate, Ninja and a Robot. I made the name Pirate Ninja Robot because it has something for everybody (and it is awesome). I think it is safe to say 99.9% of people like Pirates, Ninjas, or Robots. I happen to like all three. I am really just here to have fun, and write about whatever I feel like. If I happen to sound like a Pirate Ninja Robot while doing so, then that’s great.



